Noobs Are Coming

Noobs Are Coming puts you in control of the ultimate villain, the Final Boss, as you defend your lair from relentless waves of hapless adventurers. This game blends roguelike mechanics with physics-driven chaos, letting you unleash unique boss abilities, summon minions, and create explosive combos. Every session is a test of strategy, timing, and adaptability as you face increasingly unpredictable enemies.

Choose and Customize Your Boss

Select a boss from a roster of distinctive characters, each with their own stats, strengths, and special abilities. Customize your loadout with “boss patterns” that include offensive attacks, defensive skills, and minion summons. These patterns interact in creative ways, allowing for devastating synergies and enabling you to experiment with different playstyles in every run.

• Active and passive abilities: Combine attacks, buffs, and crowd-control effects for maximum impact.
• Minion summoning: Deploy spiders, plants, or other creatures to assist you in battle.
• Physics-based chaos: Use environmental objects, spikes, and minions to knock enemies around for extra damage.

Fast-Paced, Roguelike Progression

Noobs Are Coming features short, intense sessions, usually under 30 minutes. Waves of noobs increase in difficulty as you progress, and defeated enemies drop souls to spend in shops. Here you can upgrade your boss with new patterns, enhance stats, or summon additional minions. The randomized shop system keeps every run unpredictable and encourages experimentation.

• Escalating waves: Face progressively tougher enemies with unique abilities.
• Randomized upgrades: Adapt your boss build on the fly with new patterns and minions.
• Replayable chaos: Each playthrough offers different combinations of bosses, patterns, and upgrades.

Multiplayer and Streaming Features

Join friends in local or Remote Play Together co-op for up to four players. Coordinate attacks and combine boss abilities for even more chaotic battles. For streamers, Twitch Mode integrates live chat into the game, letting viewers influence events or appear in cutscenes, making gameplay interactive and engaging.

• Four-player co-op: Collaborate with friends to tackle noob waves together.
• Twitch mode: Bring your audience into the action with interactive elements.
• Portable gameplay: Full support for controllers and Steam Deck ensures smooth play anywhere.

Tips for Dominating Noobs Are Coming

• Experiment with patterns: Find synergies that maximize damage and crowd control.
• Use minions effectively: Position them to block, attack, or disrupt enemy waves.
• Adapt to enemy types: Change your strategy based on incoming noob behavior.
• Coordinate in co-op: Plan combined attacks with teammates for devastating results.

Noobs Are Coming offers a fast, fun, and strategic roguelike experience. Whether you’re playing solo or with friends, the game rewards creativity, quick thinking, and a love for chaotic destruction. Every wave of noobs is a chance to test your skills and craft your ultimate boss strategy.